Michelle (@Michellepenny) on T2

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MichellePenny

167 Following 103 Followers843 ID

Joined April 2023 into #darylbaxter via @darylbaxter

Michelle

@Michellepenny9h

Good morning! 15 years ago, I injured my shoulder battling gravity while rock climbing. It was exhilarating and heroic, the stuff of legends really. Today? Oh, I re-injured it embarking on the perilous journey to pick up a rogue pen that had the audacity to roll off my desk.

Jay Jurisich

@jay9h

Michelle

@Michellepenny8h

😂 This was the EXACT situation this morning. I was just downplaying the fact my desk was upside on a mountain edge.

Jay Jurisich

@jay8h

this was a mountain edge situation on the desk I was just downplaying the upside this was my exact morning fact

phil

@phil3h

It must’ve been a Montblanc

Gideon

@gideon3h

You keep leaving out the fact that you’re really an MI5 agent. Then your posts make SO much more sense 🤣

Limhi Montoya

@limhi2h

Michelle is the Tom Cruise of real life living. She does her own stunts. And injures herself in the process. 🙃

Michelle

@Michellepenny1d

I have hit a 2.30pm sleepy slump and have to be wide awake for an important 4pm meeting. What can I do to wake myself up? Terrible answers only.

Elfie C. 凱盈

@elfiec1d

Tape your eyes open 😳

Zyrtec milkshake?

This feel like absolutely nothing could go wrong. Well unless I sneeze and then we'll find out if your eyeballs really do pop out 😂

🤣🫣

I mean this doesn't feel like anything could go wrong... except I turn into one big rash. Excellent answer

Go big or sneeze?

I mean I haven't considered that... maybe if I get a massive rash and then sneeze everything will clear up and I'll never get allergies or rashes again. Free to come and wave some pollen under my nose to test it?

Gideon

@gideon1d

Oh Michelle, you say the nicest things 🤣

Michelle

@Michellepenny1d

I really do don't I. I'm one of the special ones. 😉

Nate

@Improvising1d

Light a small fire in the room you are in. Nothing gets me going like almost burning the building down.

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

Good morning T2! If you had two possibilities (and could afford to do either) would you: 1) Play it safe and work away at something in the background and hope it becomes something 2) Throw away the safety net and jump in with two feet and try and make it happen?

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

Obviously this is purely selfish and I want you all to help me make a decision on something. I'm definitely more of a 2 person as the risk tends to focus my mind and work to make it happen, but I'd love your wisdom!

Karl Lindmark

@karl2d

Oh, that's a good question. If money was taken out of the equation, definitely jump!

RichT

@RichT2d

If I had enough money to keep our family going for long enough to commit to this and make something of it then option 2. If I didn’t (or had something else planned for the money) option 1 until I had the funds!

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

@Karl, you are my type of person!

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

That makes total sense! In terms of what I'm pondering on, I'd need to drop a significant income stream to make room to gamble on something I think has better long term potential, but there would still have some money coming in and luckily have funds to cover myself for a bit

RichT

@RichT2d

Then it sounds like you’ve got a plan! Go for it 😁

Limhi Montoya

@limhi2d

Good morning Michelle! I go all in. My heart knows no other way.

Gideon

@gideon2d

2, it will always be 2. Life is precious, fleeting and about the moments where you can actually feel things. There needs to be some tether to reality, but fortune favors the bold.

Michelle

@Michellepenny1d

You and I are grab life by the horns twins @Gideon. Couldn't agree more!

👊

I've been so excitable about new projects today that I've not been able to concentrate on the current projects I need to complete. Basically i'm a toddler when they see a new toy. How are you all doing? Seriously I want to know!

Ace

@aceacetripleace2d

That's my whole existence summed up 😂 I am moving my store to a different location so I'm in the same boat you are.

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

That's SO exciting. Now I definitely won't be able to get anything done because I'm excited my new things and yours!!

Limhi Montoya

@limhi2d

I took a photo of Michelle's aura, and this came out. 😏

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

It's 100% me. I legitmately have ZERO idea how I have ended up being successful in what I do. It must be those three minutes of focus a day

anth.

@anth2d

Three minutes of focus? Can you elaborate? Bc I started a new job last week and can't stop getting up from my desk 😂

Michelle

@Michellepenny2d

I basically stare into space for 60 seconds. Look at a screen for 60 seconds then back into space again. Works wonders. Still get nothing done though

Michelle

@Michellepenny4d

So what's the etiquette when you play mini golf with someone you want to work with. Do I have to let her win? (Not quite sure why I'm so confident I would actually win if I tried)

Maya Elise Joseph-Goteiner

@maya4d

Depends on their character. Keep them jovial… if you are an all star mini golfer and superior, you may want to level down.

Jimmie Wright

@theartanchor4d

Depends on how competitive they are. Leave an excuse for a second meeting for a rematch as well. Just do your best. If you do win, buy lunch. Send a follow-up email to keep it light and funny.